Plumtopia

Home » World of Wodehouse » Blandings » Plum Stout

Plum Stout

It is my pleasure to share this poetic offering from the blog of ‘Idyll Dreams of an Idle Fellow’ in celebration of The Empress of Blandings.

Idyll Dreams of an Idle Fellow

blandingsThe over-sizedempress Plum product
Written in response to a lead…. which overweight Wodehouse character would I like to be..?…

Honoria chucked a riddle at me
Which Plum creature would I like to be?
The only stipulation I need to watch
Is this denizen of Plumsville must be fond of starch
I wracked the excuse I have for a mind
Stout Plum creations, in order to find
But all those large forms that occurred to me
Were characters I would hate to be
Stinker Pyke….. the name says it all!
Claude Pott… is like creatures that crawl
R Jones ….is the creepiest spy
Bickersdyke….was Red in view and eye
The Duke of Dunstable is a Royal ass!
The efficient Baxter….I will gladly pass
It looks like Plum does not agree,
With those fellow beings, on an eating spree
But no! There’s Beach! He breaks the scale
Buttling, however, is beyond my…

View original post 31 more words

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2016
P.G. Wodehouse died on this day 1975

P.G. Wodehouse’s Birthday

October 15th, 2016
P.G. Wodehouse was born on this day (1881)

Wodehouse Society Convention

Washington DCOctober 19th, 2017
Follow the link for details: http://www.wodehouse.org/conventionsInfo.html
Plumtopia

Guide to life by Honoria Plum

Cafe thinking

Comment • reviews • Nordic Noir • whimsy

The Müscleheaded Blog

"Nothing Exceeds Like Superfluous Jejunity "

Fiction Commentary

How the Great Novels Work

juliaproofreader

Everything you always wanted to know about proofreading but were afraid to ask!

humanitysdarkerside

Use public libraries

Bath AUA

Bath AUA providing local support to help you enhance your career, boost your job prospects and create valuable networking opportunities

I and Books

Relationship Beyond Boundaries

British Silent Film Festival

Celebrating the art of silent film, 13-17 September 2017

PG Wodehouse the Satirist

The comic genius in the guise of a satirist

%d bloggers like this: